Sunday, November 12, 2006

How happy is everyone?





According to the global happiness survey, abou
t 3.4 out of 5. Not bad, , but maybe people with computers are happier than those without computers.. if you're not feeling happy though, maybe thats because you are feeling insignificant, which is exactly what you are (hey! not to me, just objectively mate): confirm this by downloading Celestia 1.4.1. and exploring our universe from the comfort of your armchair. But maybe instead of exploring space inside a computer, we should worry about what will happen if computers start taking over that cyberspace and making their own aggressive viruses? How do we fight them? By the look of this crazy animation, they would kick our ass! Especially when we're so stupid the news today, on Thursday November 09, 2006 went like this:

"A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night. Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland."

Ooh, the blackcat thunderbolt up the sphincter trick. Is that stupid daily news or what? But there was some good news! Our ever more powerful telescopes just caught a glimpse of god? Guess what he was d
oing...looking straight back at us with his gianormous eye, or, is it just a cool looking galaxy... hmm. I know what the Christians will try to argue, its too good to pass up.



Big telescopes are cool, pretty clever for a bunch of monkeys. We may not have any idea why we are so clever, (we just need to find gods ear and mouth now, so we can ask him) but at least we have a proud history... on this day in 1969 a Jim Morrison was arrested by the FBI after he repeatedly prodded a stewardess. Those were the days when we had real rock stars.


At least nowadays you can get everything you need, apart from real rock stars, and often at the same store.


Not everywhere has such convenience of course. Some people have to stop and pray before taking there chances on the world's most dangerous road.


And thats all I have to say.

2 Comments:

At 8:25 AM, Blogger whitegoose said...

That's an impressive post Bodes!

In Peru we had a few trips along roads extremely similar to those roads in a bus up in the Andes - getting past trucks coming the other way in the rain was not much fun...

PS. Who would have thought you spelled gianormous like that? Not me.

 
At 10:41 AM, Blogger bodhiflip said...

hehe was stoned.

 

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