FASCIST FAIR GO PARTY: The End is Nigh

This is one musical extravaganza you don't want to miss this summer...

The hilarious boys from the Fascist Fair Go Party, including those lads about town Giovanni and Gawain, are reuniting one last time at the Rosemount Hotel at 8pm on 27 December, tix $9.

With such classy songs as 'African Babies' (Why you don't use cutlery/No wonder you have dysentry) and 'Goddess' (Right now you're a goddess/And there ain't no one finer/But in about two minutes time/I'll ejaculate in your vagina) how could they not be everyone's cup of tea?

They always put on a good show. Come.